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Mary Sue's Are Creepy Crawler Things!

Story Or Series Title: Liberate Me From This Sue
Fandom: Rurouni Kenshin Mary Sue Whore Universe
Culprit Author's Name: Nanakiyoda
Full Name (plus titles if any): Ame (aka The Bitch That Really Did Make The Rain Bleed)
Full Species(es): Whore/Slut/Bitch/Mom's Abuse Toy
Hair Color (include adjectives): Red Hair (Though not as long as Battousai's, mind you.)
Eye Color (include adjectives): Like we care?
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Well she has this wound from three years ago that Megumi is worried will STILL open up.
Special Possessions (if any): A slice of cake.
Annoying Origin: Kyoto turned Tokyo girl, she's got the moves to RULE the world.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: So far, to everyone BUT Kaoru. (Hmhmhm)
Annoying Special Abilities: To see flashing red and black.
Other Annoying Traits: She disarms.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Later ( Later Canon character rocks Mary Sue's world! )

After everyone had left, I stood outside, taking in the fresh breeze. The moon was out and full and the stars shone brightly above me. So beautiful...this day has been great. I’ve finally got my freedom. That and Soku... ( He kissed you with cake on his sweet lips and you just walked away. ) I blushed deeply. Soku had never done that before. I heard the back door open behind me, so I straighten up.

"So when will you be moving out?" I heard my mother ask. I stopped blushing and my blood ran cold. What? I just turned 18! She already wants me to leave?

"What do you mean?" I asked in a hurt voice. No matter what, she is still my mother, the one who held me when I was little, and the one who tucked me in at night. I will not back mouth her ever. Never in a harsh tone. Not to mom. I turned around to face her, a confused expression upon my face. She was glaring at me, hatred set in her eyes again. ( She's confused, hurt, and angered all at once. Wonder what that looks like... )

"You know full well what I mean you bitch." She said harshly. This again?

"No, I don't. Why do you keep calling me that?" I asked her in a more respectful tone. ( Now that is the $64,000 question M.S.! Why... So everyone can hold a pity party after your birthday party! )

"That's what you are you little trouble-making whore. Since the day you were born you've been nothing but trouble. You're the reason your father committed suicide! Your ungrateful and I bet you've been sneaking out at night and fucking that Soku boy!" She yelled at me. What?! I’ve never done that! How can she say that!

"Mom, I've never done that! I'm still a virgin!" ( Like a virgin, touched for the very first time... Like a Viiirrrrrgin. ) I yelled out. She glared at me and walked over to me. She raised her hand up high, and I braced myself for impact. Don't do it! ( No, Do it! )

"Don't you take that tone with me you little bitch!" She yelled as her hand collided with my cheek. I stumbled back from the force. She's hit me; I feel the stinging pain on my cheek. My own mother hit me. She hit me! I saw her hand go back up again for another slap. She's gonna hit me again! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! ( LMAO. SMACK SMACK SMACK THAT WHORE. ) Her slaps were echoing through the night as she continued to hit me. Finally, I snapped. Her hand went back up and started down but my hand shot up and grabbed her wrist. ( And now the Mary Sue shall fight back with her l33t Su fight'ing skillz. )

"Stop. Hitting. Me. Now." I gritted out. Her other hand shot back and started forward but I caught with my other hand. I pushed her back and she fell down. All I could see were flashes of red and black. ( No vacancy. ) I will not allow this to continue, I will not be forsaken. ( I will not have a relationship with canon character... Hey, it was worth a try! )

"What in the hell do you think you are doing you little bitch?!" ( Mary Sue's mom, congratulations, you won the ass-whooping of a lifetime for years of abuse to your Mary Sue daughter. Come on down! ) She screamed at me as she got back up. She will not continue this, she will not forsake me.

"You will not continue to abuse me. You will not forsake me!" ( She chanting it like she possessed now. ) I yelled out and tackled her to the ground, then started to punch her face. She started screaming, but I didn't stop. I couldn’t even if I tried. All the years she had hurt me, both mentally and physically, was now being paid back. ( Actually, I would just prefer cash. ) Anger surged through me, keeping myself from tiring. She bit my hand but I didn't feel the pain, even though I was bleeding profusely. ( Better get a rabies shot now, kiddo. ) What am I doing?! I am attacking my own mother! I’m steeping to her level! ( Steeping? Lol. She likes to SOAK it on with her mother. ) I realized that and jumped off her. She sat up, and glared at me. I backed away from her, fearing her.

"You little whore, you slut, you bitch...I’ll kill you!" She yelled and pulled out a knife. ( It is the magical knife of doom... !! Run Sue RUN! ) She stood up and started to walk towards me. She's gonna kill me! ( Yeah. You were better off beating the crap out of her but nooooo... We need to amp up the shitty drama level here. ) My breathing became jagged. Adrenaline kicked in, and I dodged her as she slashed at me. Tears fell from my face when she nicked my arm, blood seeping out. She kept her onslaught on as I dodged and twisted out of her way. Get the knife from her! I kicked her arm and she dropped the knife. She looked at me the jumped for the knife. I heard her scream, and she sat up. The knife had pierced into her chest and probably into her heart. She pulled it out and threw it at me. I didn't dodge it. It stuck into my side, just missing my organs. She fell over, dead.

( Okay. At this time, let us all chorus together on the count of three... One... Two... Three! WTF!? ...If the knife was dropped, I seriously doubt it would be positioned pointing upwards... it be flat on the ground. But in the world of Mary Sue's, anything is possible. Including the last-attempt-to-bring-you-down-with-me-technique-that-never-works... because otherwise we wouldn't have a piece of crap masterpiece in our hands here. )

3 years later

( Insert DJ record-scratching SFX here. )

I had moved to Tokyo. After the fight, I had called the cops and was rushed into the hospital. The next day, I packed my bags and sold the house, not telling anyone. ( Wouldn't the police be conducting an investigation? And I wish my house would sell the same day it was put on the market. Hello~o. ) Now, I was an assassin for hire, but I never killed. ( Lmao. Should have stuck with the college plans kiddo. ) My partner, Battousai, did. ( *Pulls hair out* ) He was a little shorter than me but had longer red hair than I and had amber eyes. He always wore black pants, a black shirt and a black trench coat. ( So cliché. *Bald* ) We never spoke to each other, just did our jobs. I was to disarm, he was to kill. We worked for a man named Saitou, but I had never met him. Instead, a man named Aoshi told us our mission. Aoshi was tall, had short black hair, blue eyes. He wore white always. He reminded me of Soku but acted nowhere near Soku. He was cold and polite. That was it. Having the day off, I went to a bar. ( *headbangs* )

( We interrupt this broadcast to cut right to the credits~! *Hears random cheering in the background* )


Nanakiyoda: How was that?

Tealraptor: Banzai chibbi chan churoo!

Nanakiyoda: I wasn't finished yet!


BTW: Battousai is so awesome the next chapter ( Oooooh! I am so excited NOT! )

Review so I can see what I'm doing? ( We'll happily review for you here, dear. *evil grin* )
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