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Saturday, August 21st, 2010
8:18 pm
Here's a change
Story Or Series Title: No story, but there is a picture.
Fandom: Rurouni Kenshin
Culprit Author's Name: Uchiha--Zakuro

Full Name (plus titles if any): Kanon Kamiya
Full Species(es): Puella horifica
Hair Color (include adjectives): Black
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not shown (I'm assuming blue)
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Some sort of bandage on her cheek.
Special Possessions (if any): Garter, super short kimono, a love of Kenshin, "two fens with blades"

Annoying Origin: Some fangirl's diluted fantasy.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters:Kaoru's super amazing sister.
Annoying Special Abilities: Current master of the Kamiya Kasshin style, can cook, can fight with various types of swords
Other Annoying Traits: If you can translate it, you'll get the gist.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: No sample, but profile
Sunday, October 22nd, 2006
6:45 pm
The only thing worse than a Mary-sue...TWIN Mary-sues!
Story Or Series Title: Two girls and Kaoru's Challenge
Fandom: Rurouni Kenshin
Culprit Author's Name: Minkomo
Full Name (plus titles if any): Haruko/Ruku and Hikari/Riko
Full Species(es): Bubblious Bimbo of the Lyke kickass chik phlya
Hair Color (include adjectives): brown
Eye Color (include adjectives): not specified
Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions (if any): Sakabatous! Grr...as if they're just so common any douche bag can pick them up in a market. Sheesh.
Annoying Origin: The demented mind of a fanbrat
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Well one's falling in lurve with Kenshin, the other with Sano. Double Whammy. And they're taking kendo from Kaoru, yet somehow can match Kenshin in a fight.
Annoying Special Abilities: stealing things, fighting, ability to brush off life-threatening injuries because "oh, I've been in a lot of fights.."
Other Annoying Traits: affinity for collecting jewlery for no reason, having one-liner flashbacks about, annoying jealous lover who comes back to cause havoc for Sano, who actually morphed into a particularly slow schoolboy. Oh, and the annoying trait of speaking in questionably spelled fangirl NiHoNgO!!11! Inability to discern between the Sue twins names.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Thursday, February 9th, 2006
1:40 pm
The Sue Breeding Continues
Story Or Series Title: Back to the Meiji Era (But the Meiji Era does not want you back)
Fandom: RuroKen
Culprit Author's Name: meguhanu
Full Name: Sazera
Hair Color: Red and white streaked hair. (WTF?)
Eye Color: I chose not to remember
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Does it matter?
Special Possesions: CD Player and book "Oucasts for Life".
Annoying Origin: Outcast. No one wants to be her friend... Emo kid alert.
Annoyingg Connections To Canon Characters: Loves Kenshin. Loves Celine Dion more.
Annoying Special Abilities: Cries a lot. Also in the first fic *shudder*, she suddenly posessed some mystical powers. Bang! Just like that.
Other Annoying Traits: Singing anything from TATU to Avril.

Here Is The Newest Chapter In This RuroKen Sue Saga...Collapse )

You seriously have to read this fic from the beginning just for the sheer entertainment value of it.

Sorry not snarky enough. I just dont even know where to start...

Current Mood: aggravated
Saturday, April 16th, 2005
10:26 am
Mary Sue's Are Creepy Crawler Things!
Story Or Series Title: Liberate Me From This Sue
Fandom: Rurouni Kenshin Mary Sue Whore Universe
Culprit Author's Name: Nanakiyoda
Full Name (plus titles if any): Ame (aka The Bitch That Really Did Make The Rain Bleed)
Full Species(es): Whore/Slut/Bitch/Mom's Abuse Toy
Hair Color (include adjectives): Red Hair (Though not as long as Battousai's, mind you.)
Eye Color (include adjectives): Like we care?
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Well she has this wound from three years ago that Megumi is worried will STILL open up.
Special Possessions (if any): A slice of cake.
Annoying Origin: Kyoto turned Tokyo girl, she's got the moves to RULE the world.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: So far, to everyone BUT Kaoru. (Hmhmhm)
Annoying Special Abilities: To see flashing red and black.
Other Annoying Traits: She disarms.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Mom and Daughter Bonding MomentCollapse )

Current Mood: crappy
Friday, March 18th, 2005
1:24 pm
I realize this is suppose to be a community for Rurouni Kenshin Mary Sues... But this RK fanfiction... is the WORST piece of literature I have ever read...

Click Here To Read (Keep Tissue Handy) --You Might Need It After Bawling Your Eyes Out At The Sheer HORROR of Such A Story.

I am now inspired to create a community to advertise all the -bad- RK fanfics (which seem to greatly outweigh the good). This is simply atrocious... -gags-

Current Mood: bitchy
Tuesday, February 8th, 2005
11:03 pm
She Should Be Banned From Writing--Period
Story Or Series Title: A Partnership Unfolds
Fandom: Rurouni Kenshin
Culprit Author's Name: lady himora Not Himura, HIMORA
Full Name (plus titles if any): Himiko Izumi
Full Species(es): A Mary-Sue that won't die!
Hair Color (include adjectives): n/a
Eye Color (include adjectives): n/a
Unusual Markings/Colorations: n/a
Special Possessions (if any): A breast?
Annoying Origin: n/a
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: I can't even process this story well-enough to answer that!
Annoying Special Abilities: To bleed like a son of a bitch and still whoop ass.
Other Annoying Traits: To switch from being PO'ed to sweet and innocent in .00000001 seconds.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

BEWARE--It Ain't Pretty!Collapse )

Current Mood: disappointed
Saturday, January 29th, 2005
2:23 pm
Saitou has a Mary Sue admirer of his own. I kid you not
Been a while, hasn't it? I'm sorry I'm not as dedicated to the Sue hunt as I once was. Then again, I have a fic so Godawful and so chocked full of canon rape that I think I can start to compensate for it. Without further ado, I present to you...

Story Or Series Title: Thank You. For what, torturing me and driving people to scour out their eyes with lye on your first fic? You're certainly not welcome!
Fandom: Let's Have Saitou's Babies and Marry Him and Run Away into the Sunset... Um, Rurouni Kenshin, that is.
Culprit Author's Name: Saitou's Girl004. I beg to differ, kid, I really do. Need I count the reasons Saitou would not be interested in you - or rather, your Mary Sue?

Full Name (plus titles if any): Misami Ann Katanashi. Yes, she apparently has a middle name - a Western one, at that! - and a fake, ostensibly Japanese surname. Gag me with a bloody nihontou already.
Full Species(es): Queen of Quanonreip, that's what this one is.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Blonde. Blonde. In Japan. While this, combined with her middle name, might indicate that she has a foreigner in her bloodline, I doubt that the Suethor thought it out that far. No, I think she simply wants to be special like Kenshin.
Eye Color (include adjectives): "emerald." The gems are weeping, but not out of jealousy. More like out of fury that their name is being abused.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The hair and eyes do it for me.
Special Possessions (if any): "a blue flowered Kimono" (random capitalization not mine), Saitou's heart and balls in a petri dish used for anti-canon experiments.
Annoying Origin: The top left branch of a sakura tree, as she so kindly informs as. I'd sure like to know how she got there in that kimono of hers.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is Saitou's twu wuv and girlfwiend. After three mercifully short chapters of choppy dialogue and as little description as possible, she thinks she can get Saitou Hajime of all people to fall head over heels for her? Please excuse me while I go drink myself silly in anticipation of the apocalypse.
Annoying Special Abilities: To make Saitou (!!!) fall in love with her, having Saitou save her from randomly generated thugs, falling asleep in the middle of a fight to save her from said thugs, and getting between Kenshin and Saitou while they are fighting for no apparent reason and living to tell about it. I would go on, but I think everyone has the general (nauseating) idea.
Other Annoying Traits: She's in love with Saitou and she has no justification for her feelings. So he saved her from some thugs who wanted to rob her and took her back to his house. So he starts hitting on her almost the instant they meet. This is the basis for a relationship?

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Three chapters of this and I couldn't decide which one was the worst. Honestly, I think I'm going to spoil the demented little ending, as that was the part that made me want to enter the realm of self-mutilation.

Oh em gee, Saitou, you saved my life! The only thing missing is the badly-written sex scene! At least it would have been short, tooCollapse )

If anyone's feeling especially masochistic today, I dare you to go through the rest of the fic. It's blessedly short and the paragraphs don't go over one line each; most of them are dialogue that does not end in periods or even commas, containing one of the worst screamingly unrealistic characterizations of Saitou I've seen in my life. In fact, it may be the worst, hands down.

Current Mood: irate
Monday, November 22nd, 2004
2:43 pm
I am alive. I'm also disgusted with this wonderful new Sano-loving Sue
Story Or Series Title: Sibling Rivalries. Let me guess, she's Kenshin's sister?
Fandom: Rurouni OH MY GOD YOU KILLED MY FAMILY PREPARE TO DIEEEEEEE! I mean, Rurouni Kenshin, liek whoa.
Culprit Author's Name: Page-Chan. Automatic point deduction for usage of a name suffix. I don't care how cute you think you are; most of us will likely not agree.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Reiko. Although for some reason, at one point, it becomes Reikowalked.
Full Species(es): A hybrid of jealous, vengeful bitch-type thing mixed with new-age I-don't-need-your-help womyn.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Unmentioned, thankfully.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Nope, not that either.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: As with the previous two, these were omitted. I don't consider that much of a benefit, though; it's just another show of laziness.
Special Possessions (if any): Her dead brother's "blood stained headband" from when he was in the Sekihoutai, "damn memories" of her family's tragic end, and a vengeance towards Battousai for killing them before her very eyes - for no apparent reason.
Annoying Origin: Some convoluted, tedious former Sekihoutai plot device.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Well, let's see... She wants Kenshin (or rather, Battousai) dead; she reported her family's death to Sagara-taichou, who was remarkably unfeeling about it; she runs into Sano after getting into a mess, trying to play the hero; she dislikes Megumi off the bat for daring to suggest that she, a powyrfyl womyn, needs medical treatment... What've I missed?
Annoying Special Abilities: Being able to knock thugs unconscious only to be cut in the arm and have Sano save her, not wincing when Megumi's medicine - which apparently stings like a bitch - is applied, although "Even Kenshin at least winces." Yeah, that's about it thus far.
Other Annoying Traits: Acting stuck-up and "cool," trying to be so strong (as I keep saying, she's fixated on her toughness) and self-reliant, dwelling obsessively on revenge like a worse Battousai-stalker than Aoshi was.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: I cannot contain my joy at this first chapter. Really, I can't. I'll let you jump in right during the fight to save a boy who is getting beaten up - for no apparent reason!

Ooh, look at me, I'm so strong but please save me, red headband-wearing stranger!Collapse )

Current Mood: doubting
Tuesday, November 9th, 2004
3:49 pm
Hello. This one is the n00bie of the community... but what an awesome idea! As such, she shall present you some crap... as a gift!

Story Or Series Title: Odd Love ...and odd it is!
Fandom: Rurouni Kenshin
Author's Name: chibi-excel
Full Name (plus titles if any): Rena
Full Species(es): Ramen ...she's really a noodle in disguise.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Pink...with RED stripes... like a candy cane...
Eye Color (include adjectives): Do you honestly care?
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Eh...
Special Possessions (if any): Yeah. The power to warrant TWO reviews!
Annoying Origin: Unknown... apparently someone who doesn't know what a "mother" is, yet asks Yahiko if Kenshin and Kaoru are his parents.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Yahiko's future bitch.
Annoying Special Abilities: Stupidity
Other Annoying Traits: Unable to hit the 'enter' button.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Brought to you unchanged in it's original format!
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This one kinda wishes someone did pee in Yahiko's Cheerios this morning... *snortlaugh*
9:05 pm
It's absolute filth. I am at loss for words.

Story Or Series Title: Over Protection (I see.)
Fandom: We all weep, as Rurouni Kenshin is the Fandom that Attracts Most Crap, no offense. I am immune enough to be proud of that achievement, in a demented way.
Culprit: G.R. Falk (Which is the only thing that sounds normal.)

Full Name (plus titles if any): Hajime Sazuma, with an awfully clever "(pronounced saa-zoo-ma)" inserted in the story.
Full Species(es): Awfulli repulsis
Hair Color (include adjectives): None mentioned, but I feel that we will get a nasty dose of that when the chapters roll by.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Same as above.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Shall I add, "Instead of the traditional samurai outfits, some of the people (I’m one of them) have embraced jeans and T-shirts form America." Yes, in the early 1900s.
Special Possessions (if any): Let's see - a boyfriend who, at sixteen, has joined an "anti-imperialist army", let's out blood-curdling screams, and eventually get's murdered by Saitou because Sazuma could not protect him.
Annoying Origin: A retarded Suethor who uses brackets compulsively, has been watching too much Titanic and should be banned from writing fanfiction for life. Someone give her the feedback she deserves, I am too numb from the toxic fumes to say anything. If you're kind enough, sponsor her therapy.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Apparently, she is the daughter and "only family" of Saitou, where her "mother and brother was murdered by Shishio". In this story, Saitou is butchered and mutilated into being portrayed as an abusive, over-protective father who runs a dojo. Saitou fans, this is the one fic you cannot miss. If Saitou ever read this, it would drive him to perform seppuku, I kid you not.
Annoying Special Abilities: It seems she has better sword skills than her father, and tries not to "hit him" during practice sessions. Ah.
Other Annoying Traits: She sounds horribly American. "...that's dad for ya." Lord help me.

And this is only the first chapter. . .Collapse )
Sunday, October 17th, 2004
4:37 pm
Gods, WHY is my beloved fandom so needlessly strewn about with pre-teen dimwits who think it's so cute to go and a) Rape, slash, maim, and utterly annihilate the bishounen of the story and b)insert themselves and their giggling idiot friends in as well. Self-insertion is bad enough in my mind, but badly-written and OOC as well? Uh-uh. Back off and hands in the air, bitch!

Story Or Series Title: Between Class Adventures
Fandom: Rurouni Kenshin. (For an extra-creative change in pace, we decide to turn Kenshin into our hawt boyfriend OMG LOL !!11!1!one)
Culprit/Author's Name: HitokiriBattosaiess (...::snort:: No, you know what? I'm not even going to try.)

Full Name (plus titles if any): Melanie and Julie. (Badly-written self-insertion fic HO!)
Full Species(es): Maryus Sues Doublus Insertius/
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Also not mentioned
Unusual Markings/Colorations: As stated in the Author's Notes, unimaginable cuteness. (::cough::)
Special Possessions (if any): Kenshin, Aoshi, Saito, Soujiro, AND Kanryuu Evil Clone Dolls. Complete with completely idiotic and out-of-character actions and deeds! Not to mention Kenshin's and Aoshi's stolen, ripped-out hearts on rusty platters.

Annoying Origin: Hell. Or the spawning cesspool that is Middle School Pre-Adolescent Minds. Take your pick.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: The new girlfriends of Kenshin and Aoshi. (Uncontrollable vomiting, take three! ::hurk::)
Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to make AOSHI, cold, icy, emotionless Aoshi, kick Kanryuu's ass for the sake of a pencil so his girlfriend will stop crying. This man has barely blinked an eye at all of Misao's tirades through their years together, one Mary-Sue blinks a few fake tears at him, and he all of a sudden turns into Mr. Super-Macho-Let's-Save-the-Poor-Defenseless-Maiden?! Nuh-uh. ::shakes head:: PLUS, she makes KENSHIN kick SAITO'S ass to get himself a pencil. Yeeeeeeah, that would work really well...

KENSHIN: Umm, excuse me, Mr. Saito, but I am in need of a writing utensil and I noticed you were in possession of some at this current time, so I will now forcibly remove them from your posession!
SAITO: ::long drag of cigarettte:: ::proceeds to whale the shit out of Kenshin::

No offense to the Rurouni, but that's about how it would work. Kenshin trying to force Saito to do anything, much less attacking unprovoked, is about as uncharacteristic as one can get. Good job, Suethor!
Other Annoying Traits: SELF-INSERTION! Gods, this is the one thing that all fandoms need to be free of most of all. We do not CARE FOR YOUR DRIBBLE. Mary-Sue, fine! Add in whatever characters you like! We'll laugh at your pathetic hides and beat you up anyway. But if you write a story specifically for the purpose of being able to see your name and your favorite bishounen's name lumped together in the same paragraph, then you deserve to be taken out back by burly men named Vito and subsequently taught proper writing styles with Vito's brass knuckles.


Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Here, know what? I'll just include the entire story so far!



Current Mood: bitchy
Thursday, September 9th, 2004
6:54 pm
A catgirl! A sorceress! Did I mention that there'a CATGIRL in this one?
A catgirl. I weep. Oh, and the elusive Tokio appears here as a Sue SORCERESS. And someone stole Saitou's body, which would fit with the whole low budget fantasy anime theme this Suethor's got going. Either that, or Okita's been spiking his soba with something.
Plus, there are 2 Sues that haven't appeared yet out of a set of three. They are named Aku, Soku and Zan. Nice names. I'd love to be named "Instantly", or "Kill".
Story Or Series Title: Aku, Soku, and Zan.
Author's Name: Domino Haku
Premise: "The Meiji Revolution presses on and out of desparation the Shinsengumi create three spies. All of which are cat girls. To bad they might not stay alive long enough to help Saitou and Tokio hook up. And whats wrong with Kenshin?"
Full Names (plus titles if any):
Tokio, a sorceress hired to create spies for the shinsengumi (No last name is mentioned, and apparently she and Saitou aren't married yet)
Aku, spy and catgirl (As most of you probably know, this means "Evil". LOLZOMGZPUNS!)
Soku and Zan haven't appeared yet.
Full Species(es): Aku: Magically created catgirl (;_;) spy
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Also, I have a question:
Since when did authors start using Jade/Platinum (*snerk*) to refer to Misao/Enishi?
And since when did Misao/Enishi become trendy?

Current Mood: confused
Wednesday, September 8th, 2004
2:16 pm
What's the point in being related to Yahiko if he disappears after two chapters? Sounds fishy to me
Story Or Series Title: Who? That's what we're all wondering, actually; would you mind not telling us?
Fandom: Rurouni Kenshin: The Legend of the Terrible Spelling
Culprit Author's Name: DarkVixen. She claims to be two people, and apparently, at least one of them cannot spell.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Arisusa. Sounds mysteriously like "Mary Sue" to me. It screams, "I don't know Japanese!"
Full Species(es): Puella soror gratuitus. Or we could just say, "random chick somehow related to Yahiko."
Hair Color (include adjectives): "wavy platinum blonde hair that went to the middle of her back." And she's related to Yahiko, living in Japan?
Eye Color (include adjectives): "emerald green eyes." Again, related to Yahiko?! (This one I suppose might be possible, yes, but probable? No.)
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "stood the same height at Kenshin." Won't go into that one.
Special Possessions (if any): "a jade green kimono," "a silver and green kimono," and supposedly, the same genes as Yahiko. But I see no evidence of this anywhere, despite her claims.

Annoying Origin: A grammatically incorrect Suethor's mind.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Yahiko's "sister." I'm assuming his older sister, since that makes her more "beautiful" and "independent" and all those other desirable traits.
Annoying Special Abilities: Hitting Yahiko and getting away with it, scolding him and getting away with it, changing her saké order to tea in between chapters, buying Kaoru clothing that she really doesn't need, and amazing cooking skills that she says she will "teach Kaoru."
Other Annoying Traits: Refusing to update for over a year and not finishing the story...oh, never mind, that would be a good thing.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Let's all hit our brothers in the name of being nice!Collapse )

For those brave souls, there's more: the unrealistic buying of expensive goods chapter!Collapse )

Current Mood: tired
Wednesday, August 4th, 2004
11:00 pm
When your first fic is this bad, maybe you should figure you're not destined to write. Ever again
Story Or Series Title: Shoki Sakura. We know immediately it's a Sue from the usage of "Sakura" in the title.
Fandom: Rurouni Kenshin OMG KENSHIN'S DAUGHTER!!1!11!!!1!1
Culprit Author's Name: Tenshi Ryu. Cute abuse of fangirl Japanese, honey.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Himura Sakura. (That's my proper name order, not hers.) Poor, poor, tortured Kenshin.
Full Species(es): Spawnificus repulsivum
Hair Color (include adjectives): As described in the second chapter, also known as pathetic author's note (which I kindly reported for abuse, by the way), "black hair (sometimes in a ponytail sometimes lose)."
Eye Color (include adjectives): Apparently, violet, also according to that author's note.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Shockingly, none!
Special Possessions (if any): Horrible memory. The idiot child forgot her own birthday. Honestly, she's thirteen; she's of an age that it still matters when another year goes by. Plus voices in her head. But you know, those are normal. So is talking back to them.

Annoying Origin: Supposedly Kaoru's womb, but I'm not believing that.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Kenshin and Kaoru's darling ickle daughter. Personally, I say she's possessed them and plans to murder them in their sleep, but that's just me. How else could she be nearly so idiotic? Oh, wait. She's a self insertion. Never mind.
Annoying Special Abilities: Erasing Kenji entirely! I mean ENTIRELY. She replaces him with "Keitaro" instead. Although you shouldn't blame her, because, as she says, "this is my first ever fanfic so please forgive me if I've wrote a thing or two incorrect." What, like that sentence? Two words: written and incorrectly. And having no Kenji isn't minor; erasing characters is unforgivable, despite any little girl's author's notes. Oh, yeah, and she's "in love with sword fighting," too. No comment. Sword fighting x Mary Sue = OTP!!!
Other Annoying Traits: Making the year be 1792, yet still supposedly the twenty-fourth year of Meiji. Sorry, sweetie, that's not the Meiji at all; that's the Edo-jidai. Pre-revolution. Get it right!

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Dare I?

Oh, but I doCollapse )

Current Mood: amused
Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
5:32 pm
Someone please tell me that I can report this for a violation. It burns...
Story Or Series Title: Life As An Assassin. Points for spelling "assassin" correctly. Points taken away again for capitalizing "as" and "an" in the middle of a title.
Fandom: Rurouni Kenshin
Culprit Author's Name: animefreak973. Excessive use of numbers - in my experience, that is - signifies...let's just say "lesser quality" work. Either that, or simple penname laziness.
Full Name (plus titles if any): We've got more than one! First is Naomi Shinomori, followed by Phoenix Reed, Neko Yukikuro, Myishi - "(I know, I’ve used him before, but I need to use him again cuz I can’t think of other names)" - and Ivan Maysler.
Full Species(es): ... Too many to keep track of here. My brain's this close to exploding.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Ivan's is "golden;" Naomi's is "chestnut brown."
Eye Color (include adjectives): Neko: "emotionless black eyes" and "ink-black eyes;" Naomi: "Her eyes flashed, changing from the dark green color to a dark red color;" Ivan: "hazel."
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Like Naomi's eye color isn't awful enough? Ugh.
Special Possessions (if any): Where to start? Neko has "black boots, where a dagger was hidden," as well as a "usual assassin uniform" described in an author's note; Naomi also has a dagger hidden in her boots, and a uniform described in an even more ridiculous author's note; Phoenix has "her battle uniform(red ninja outfit, normal looking ninja outfit)," sai with an author's note of their own, and "Scorched Blossoms."
Annoying Origin: Naomi supposedly comes from Tokyo. I say that every single one of them is from the bowels of hell.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: They want to kill Kenshin, Aoshi, and Misao, apparently for no reason whatsoever aside from their skills.
Annoying Special Abilities: They're a troop of assassins. What more do you need?
Other Annoying Traits: Phoenix is "2/3 vampire," yet she can turn into - you guessed it - a phoenix. One word: how? Neko is also able to insult her boss constantly and not get in any trouble. But then again, he's a Stu, so it's not like normal rules of behavior apply to him.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: I'll be nice; I won't force the whole thing down your throats, no matter how awful it is. All formatting and errors are, of course, hers. All background gagging and vomiting noises are mine.

We have to go kill Battousai with our contrived American and Japanese-wannabe names!Collapse )

Edit: the Suethor has deleted my review of her story, unable to take the heat. Interestingly enough, it is no longer showing up on her profile. However, her you!Sue story was deleted thanks to yours truly reporting it. She has panicked in her author's biography and apparently has no idea what happened. Oh, I do enjoy life as a bitch sometimes.

Current Mood: overwhelmed
Thursday, July 1st, 2004
9:34 pm
First day of July, and we're stuck with an awful example like this
Story Or Series Title: A simple wish. Nice capitalization there, honey. You made it nice and obvious what kind of Sue we're dealing with here.
Culprit Author's Name: bluebear66. You know that once you start getting into the numbers and bizarre color combinations, you have an interesting, potentially dangerous author running amok. In fact, she has three more horrors like this one, although we can be thankful that they're all, except this one, under 150 words.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Julie Bagota.
Full Species(es): "phyicologist." Somebody please tell me what kind of career this is, as I've never heard of it before. And apparently the Suethor hasn't heard of spell and grammar checking.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not described.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Also not described.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None so far, thank the Gods.
Special Possessions (if any): Again, nothing so far. There are so few details in this story that we're thankfully spared hearing about any magnificent powers or spiffy artifacts.

Annoying Origin: America; that's all we know. According to Kenshin, "this is very strange"."this seems like a western home". (Her punctuation, not mine.)
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: They pop up in her garden. Uh-huh, I really believe that just because she wished she could have fun (''I wish that something strange will happen so that I can have fun again''.) That's her punctuation again.
Annoying Special Abilities: Having the Kenshin-gumi trust her and follow her into her house without question, then taking them with her to the supermarket in her SUV.
Other Annoying Traits: The Kenshin-gumi can suddenly, inexplicably speak English even though they live in Meiji-jidai Japan.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Oh, trust me, it's so short that each chapter is painful, but I managed to decide on one. For your viewing displeasure...

Chapter Four, with more neglected capital letters, bad punctuation, and canon rapeCollapse )

She's probably going to update soon, too, with even more horrors. Of course, it was published all today, so maybe - with luck - she'll abandon it immediately afterwards. I doubt it, though.

Current Mood: disgusted
Sunday, June 13th, 2004
11:49 am
And now I bring you the staple of suedom...
Poor Ken-sama's sister! This is probably the worst sue I have ever seen.

Story Or Series Title: Wandering Sister?
Fandom: What else? The fandom of a certain ex-streetfighter who is usually very, very OOC in fanfic.
Culprit Author's Name: Robyn of Sherwood (I hate names spelled with "Y" when good ol' "I" would be just fine. It's pretentious.)

Full Name (plus titles if any): Himura Kyoke, but always written Western style in the story. Kenshin calls her "Keke". AKA "Hitokiri Rose". ROSE? *dies*
By the third chapter, it has been changed to Kusara. ("Okay I got tired of Kyoke. I dont like it. I'm changing it to Kusara. Instead of Keke it's Sara.") That's enough, right there. I'm releasing Trogdor on her right now.

Full Species(es): Someone's Sister 'Sue/Dormant Demon
Hair Color (include adjectives): Red
Eye Color (include adjectives): Yellow. "[H]er eyes bore the look of someone more world weary than an eighteen year old."
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "Kenshin had the cross scar but Kyoke's scar was a line that ran across her left eye and the left sides of her nose and lips. Forehead to chin." "They're ... *eyeroll* eyes were different but they were the same height and aside from Kyoke's woman parts and the fact that she was more physically strong than the wiry Kenshin, they looked like twins."
Special Possessions (if any): A billowing black cloak. With eyes. I swear to god. HER CLOAK IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! Run away! "Yellow eyes glittered from the depths of her cloak." See?
Oh, and "[h]er voice was low and sensual, not intentionally, just really low." And an "English lilt" to her voice.
And she has a sword. And a "red kendo". (...) And a "dormant demon" inside her.

Annoying Origin: Apparently, was born Kenshin's sister YEARS AFTER HIS PARENTS DIED FROM CHOLERA. But "for the purposes of this fic", Kenshin is 24 (in canon, he's 28 at the beginning). Let's do some math here. If Kenshin is 24 in this fanfic, he would have become a hitokiri at 11. And she went to England. to meet Robin Hood. *brain explodes* Oh, and she's on a mission to kill one of the male canon chracters. I don't know who.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Kenshin's sister. My sue-hunter insticts tell me she is going to be paired with "Sanouske". *eyeroll*
Annoying Special Abilities: Being born from a very, very dead couple. Having a living cape. Mad female hitokiri sword skillz: immense strength and Kenshin's speed. Demon powerz. See 'worst of the story'. Cooking better than Kenshin.
Other Annoying Traits: Making Sano into a "violent drunk", though in canon, he seems to be more to be slightly depressive and thoughtful when drunk. But this is Sueverse. Changinging her name in the middle of the story. Meeting Robin Hood. Misspelling names left and right. Having a "dormant demon" dwelling inside of her in a pretty much normal universe (Okay, there's ki, and impossibly tall people, and impossible sword skills, and blue-green lipstick, but otherwise, it's normal!). Teaches Kaoru how to cook.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
She went to England to do something. I went to my happy place to escape from the horror of it all. Oh, sweet logic! Why have you desrted me! *weeps*
""Well, I just got back from England. Your famous there." she said. Kenshin looked shocked. "They cant pronounce you name though. They just call you Ken. I believe that your fame rivals that of the great Robin Hood." They'd all heard of the famous English outlaw who stole from the rich to give to those who needed it.

"Really? So Ken and Robin are what everybody in England is talking about?" Yahiko asked.


"But why?" Kenshin asked.

"Because when people know that you kill anyone you want, it causes quite a scandal." Kenshin finally noticed that her voice had an english lilt.

"But Kenshin doesnt kill like that anymore!" Kaouru said, scandalized. Kyoke shrugged.

"Neither does Robin. He never did. I met him. He's the decent sort." she said, sipping her sake.

"You met Robin Hood?" Yahiko asked. Kyoke nodded into her sake.

"You know Ken," Kaouru said quietly as Yahiko quizzed Kyoke about Robin Hood; "If she drinks as much as Sanouske we might have a problem."

Kenshin looked at his sister, deep in a cup of sake, nodded."

All about Kyoke's/Kusara's 1337 demon skillZ.
""You s-dont hav's to." said a voice ahead of them. Kenshin looked forward and saw Kusara looking at him. "I'm a little buzzed but-hic-whatever I-hic-do it'll be s'my fault." she said. Instead of the yellow that her eyes usually were they had turned a violent shade of green. Kaoru stopped short. Kenshin looked at her.

"Her eyes..." she whispered, her eyes were wide and staring.

"She has a dormant demon dwelling inside of her." Kenshin explained, whispering, as if it were nothing. Sanouske kept singing.

"Isnt that-dangerous?" Kaoru asked.

"Only to people she doesnt like." said Kenshin. Kusara, her eyes were still that violent shade of green, waved a hand toward Sanouske who stopped, suddenly sober.

"How?" Kaoru said her hands over her mouth.

"It's one of her powers." Kenshin said.

"But only dragons-" Kenshin had placed his hand over her mouth. Kaoru looked at him.

"Your annoying her Miss Kaoru, that you are. Her demon is indeed a dragon but do not mention it." Kenshin whispered and, checking that Sara and Sanouske were wholly sober he left them and led Kaoru and Yahiko home.

Kusara smirked and ran forward to Sanouske's side.

"How did you do that?" Sanouske asked. "Make me sober like that?" He wasnt looking at her.

"What makes you think that I did it?" Kusara asked in a cool voice. Sanouske laughed.

"I heard your voice in my head. You said Stop. And then I sobered, and you did too." Sanouske looked down at her, still walking. Kusara was staring straight ahead not looking at him or anyone else. She had not heard the whispered conversation between Kenshin and Kaoru. She did not know how she was able to sober Sanouske up."

*brain implodes*
Here is the link, if you dare: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1353053

EDit: Someone pointed out that there was green lipstick in the Meiji Era in Japan. See below for more detail.

Current Mood: crazy
Friday, June 11th, 2004
8:59 pm
Lovely Rurouni Kenshin sue here. Please tear into her as you will. Thank you.

This fic is so bad it sent me reeling. Misspelling of character's names (dude, Cowruh, wtf?!), no plotline, no character development, and complete mangling of characters within about a paragraph's worth of bad writing. v.v

Story Or Series Title: "Kenshin in Love!"
Fandom: Ruroni--'scuse me--Rurouni Kenshin
Culprit/Author's Name: Dragoon-dreamer11

Full Name (plus titles if any): Rin Himura. (So she's...related to Kenshin? Dude, wtf? Incest=not cool.)
Full Species(es): Homo Sues Awfulus. We think.
Hair Color (include adjectives): None. (Hah, bald!)
Eye Color (include adjectives): None.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None. This Sue has absolutely no description whatsoever.
Special Possessions (if any): Apparently, the ability to make our wanderer fall deeply in love just by crashing into him and staring intensely into his eyes with her Sue-soul-sucking-skills. (Yay for alliteration.)

Annoying Origin: Hell.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Somehow managed to have Kenshin's last name, but still makes him fall in love with her... ::shudder::
Annoying Special Abilities: Turning Kenshin into a COMPLETE pansy, and misspelling Kaoru's name. (I keel you, bitch!)
Other Annoying Traits: Her general existence.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
This is actually the whole story so farCollapse )

Fire at will.

Current Mood: annoyed
Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
3:02 pm
How to make the perfect Sue without actually trying
I'm sure there is one lying around out there, but I felt like making this meme a little more public. If you've ever wanted to be a Rurouni Kenshin Sue, here you go! **cackles**

Your Life as a Rurouni Kenshin Mary Sue! by kendoshoujo
LJ username (or your penname)
NameIgarashi Natsumi
AppearanceSilky silver hair, tied back in a high ponytail, piercing onyx eyes that seem to see right through anyone facing them, a slim build, and a flawless ivory complexion
Profession/WeaponGangster with super strength
Person who knows you from your pastTsukioka Katsuhiro
Person you are in love withHimura Kenshin
Person who is in love with youShinomori Aoshi
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Ahh, that was fun. Now let's see if it's actually any good. Feedback, anyone? ^^6

Current Mood: thoughtful
Tuesday, June 8th, 2004
5:10 pm
My first post to this community. Let's hope it's good!
I'm not sure whether anyone has done this one yet (either in marysues or here), but I'm going to do it to get it off my mind. This'll be a long report, so please don't spork your eyes out all at once.

Story Or Series Title: Devotion
Fandom: The rurouni who doesn't need Cartoon Network to spawn Mary Sues for him.
Culprit Author's Name: Angle1. And what do you wanna bet she thought she was spelling "angel?" **snerk** I wouldn't put it past her. After all, she's nineteen years old, and her "writing" is worse than mine was when I was eight.
Full Name (plus titles if any): Tanako. As she puts it, "I-I'm Tanako.just Tanako." (Her grammar, by no means mine...yecch!) Or, as Sano refers to her, "Tanto." Don't ask, whatever you do.
Full Species(es): Bitch, bitch, more bitch. That's putting it nicely.
Hair Color (include adjectives): "midnight." Not midnight black, just midnight. Complete with shiny star and moon accessories. [/cynicism]
Eye Color (include adjectives): "bright green"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: What, you mean the fact that her hair is the same color as a time isn't enough? I'm disturbed enough by the Sue description, including the whole "pale as the moonlight" nonsense.
Special Possessions (if any): Über spiffy throwing knives that she is an expert with, combined with sickeningly perfect beauty that makes everyone - even Kenshin! - want her. Plus a wacky outfit that no decent woman should wear.
Annoying Origin: Hell.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She and Sano apparently know each other from when she was in a gang. That, and she befriends everyone disgustingly quickly, no questions asked.
Annoying Special Abilities: Turns Kaoru into a bitch. Oh, never mind. It's "Karou," whom we've never heard of before. She also gets Kenshin to drool over her and her mad fighting skillz.
Other Annoying Traits: The aforementioned "towtally kewl" fighting skills, being able to move so fast that supposedly even Kenshin can't follow her, being a wanderer (and saying it in a suspiciously similar way to Kenshin...), gets "Karou" hurt - then uses it as an excuse to bash on her all the more.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: I am in pain after just the prologue, but I was masochistic, so I read a little farther. However, since there are twenty-three chapters of this drivel to look forward to, I didn't want to deal with that much Sueage. **studies that** Hmm, rhymes with "sewage." Anyway... Long cuts here; I couldn't quite resist. -_-6

Aww, is the poor ickle Sue gonna reveal her twagic past?Collapse )

The Sue comes home with them! Oh, joy, more canon rapeCollapse )

There you have it, folks. I tried to be funny. Let's hope it was mildly entertaining. I apologize for all lame jokes and stupid comments. But I apologize more for all the long cuts I subjected you to.

Current Mood: sick and quite cranky, thanks
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