Hello. This one is the n00bie of the community... but what an awesome idea! As such, she shall present you some crap... as a gift!
Story Or Series Title:Odd Love ...and odd it is! Fandom: Rurouni Kenshin Author's Name: chibi-excel Full Name (plus titles if any): Rena Full Species(es): Ramen ...she's really a noodle in disguise. Hair Color (include adjectives): Pink...with RED stripes... like a candy cane... Eye Color (include adjectives): Do you honestly care? Unusual Markings/Colorations: Eh... Special Possessions (if any): Yeah. The power to warrant TWO reviews! Annoying Origin: Unknown... apparently someone who doesn't know what a "mother" is, yet asks Yahiko if Kenshin and Kaoru are his parents. Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Yahiko's future bitch. Annoying Special Abilities: Stupidity Other Annoying Traits: Unable to hit the 'enter' button. Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Brought to you unchanged in it's original format! “WHAT WAS THAT!!!??”screamed Yahiko fully angry. “ummmmmmmmmm.....nothing..........nothing at all....”Rena answered backing away slowly kinda scared. “Ummmmm Yahiko.....Kaoru.......come on its time for dinner...”Kenshin said coming outta the blue. “Ok....”Smiled Kaoru locking arms with Kenshin “Come on Yahiko!”screemed Kaoru to Yahiko. “...........”Yahiko looked over at Rena “hey Rena....where do you live?” “I live wherever I can for a night....why?” Rena said puzzled. “well......if you want.....since we do have room in the Dojo.....you could.....” Yahiko was broken off by Kaoru finishing “Live with us for awhile!”Kaoru then grabbed Renas wrist before she could answere dragging her to their dojo. at the dojo Rena sat looking at her dinner with a puzzled face “What is this?”Rena asked pointing to the burnt Chicken. “Well....its Kaorus poor excuse for chicken....”Yahiko answered then seeing Kaorus face backed away in fear. “Just eat it it isn’t that bad...”Kaoru said to Rena then shot a death glare at Yahiko. Both Rena and Kenshin laughed at the sight then all of them started eating. After dinner Sanosuke came back from the restraint with Megumi both arguing...as usual... “IT WAS YOUR JOB TO PAY!!!!!!” “YOU’RE THE ONE WHO ATE THE MOST!!!” “I DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!” this continued till they reached the house and saw Rena. “Who is this young girl?” asked Megumi with a smile on her face. “This is my new friend Rena.” answered Yahiko. “Ohhh I see....”Sanosuke said with a sly smile. “AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT SANOSUKE?!!!”screamed Yahiko angrily. “jeesh who peed in his cheerios today?.....it wasn’t me.....today...”Sanosuke asked. “I don’t know...”Kenshin answered as he stood up “its time for bed....Rena..u sleep....in that room.”Kenshin said pointing to a room between Yahikos and Sanosukes.
This one kinda wishes someone did pee in Yahiko's Cheerios this morning... *snortlaugh*